How did JFK Jr. learn how to fly?
Question: How did JFK Jr. learn how to fly? Answer: He took a crash course.
Fly Jokes
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Question: Why do birds fly south for the winter? Answer: Its easier than walking!
Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
Question: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? Answer: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
Why do witches fly around on broomsticks?
Question: Why do witches fly around on broomsticks? A. Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
I have four wings but I never fly, I never laugh and never cry
Question: I have four wings but I never fly, I never laugh and never cry. On the same spot I’m always found, toiling away with a squeaking sound. I turn but my body doesn’t move. What am i? A. A windmill that needs oiling.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
Question: What do you call a fly with no wings? A. A walk.
What sickness can fly?
Question: What sickness can fly? A. The flu!
What kind of monkey can fly?
Question: What kind of monkey can fly? A. A hot air BABOON!
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Question: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A. Because it’s too far to walk!
How do ghosts fly from one place to another?
Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.
Waiter, Waiter there’s a fly in my ice-cream
Waiter, Waiter there’s a fly in my ice-cream ! Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup ! Yes, it’s the rotting meat that attracts them !
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup ! Yes, it’s the rotting meat that attracts them !
Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup!
Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup! Then we’ve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading
What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head? A: A Space Invader.
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir, or they’ll all be wanting one.
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir, or they’ll all be wanting one.
Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup
Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don’t worry sir I’ll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !
What did the spider say to the fly?
What did the spider say to the fly ?We’re getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?
Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?
Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts.
What’s got six legs and can fly long distances?
What’s got six legs and can fly long distances ?Three swallows !
Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?
Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.
Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?
Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?He didn’t have the hare fare.
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into far north
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture and bagged six big bucks. The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But the pilot objected and he … Read more
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.
Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 – a live one?
Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 – a live one?
Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?
Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?Waiter: Probably learning to read.
Which fly captured the ladybird?
Which fly captured the ladybird?The dragon-fly.
If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it?
If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it?Fly past flea.
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
Which fly makes films?
Which fly makes films ?Stephen Speilbug !
What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound?
What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound?King Koncord.
An Irish priest loved to fly fish
An Irish priest loved to fly fish, it was an obsession of his. So far this year the weather had been so bad that he hadn’t had a chance to get his beloved wadders on and his favourite flies out of their box Strangly though, every Sunday the weather had been good, but of course … Read more
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir, I’ll get the fly spray !
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir, I’ll get the fly spray !
What bird has wings but cannot fly?
What bird has wings but cannot fly ?Roast turkey !
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, ”BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO…..” She sort of forgets … Read more
Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter
Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter ! I can’t do that sir, he’s not had his main course yet !
What happens when ducks fly upside down?
What happens when ducks fly upside down ?They quack up !
Why did the fly fly?
Why did the fly fly ?
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !
Two anthropologists fly to the south sea islands
Two anthropologists fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later one of them takes a canoe over to the other island to see how his colleague is doing. When he gets there, he finds the other anthropologist standing among … Read more
A woman called and said, I need to fly to Pepsi Cola
A woman called and said, ”I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes.” I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, ”Yeah, whatever.”
What is big hairy and can fly?
What is big hairy and can fly ?King Kongcorde !
Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !
Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!
Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly?
Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly?He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.
Patron: Hey, there’s a fly in my soup! Waiter: Why are you complaining?
Patron: Hey, there’s a fly in my soup! Waiter: Why are you complaining?Isn’t it cooked?
I say waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
I say waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut – they make fantastic life belts!
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Don’t worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get ’em.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls (bagels, get it?).
Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird ?A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird !
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its not, it’s a piece of dirt that looks like one !