Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?They won’t talk no matter how you grill them!
Poor Jokes
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?He was trying to make both ends meet !
What animals are poor dancers?
What animals are poor dancers?Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?Rabbit Hood.
Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
What does a witch get if she’s a poor traveler?
What does a witch get if she’s a poor traveler?Broom sick.
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?
Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?Because they fought both tooth and nail!
yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, ”What ya doin’?
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, ”What ya doin’?” She said, ”Buying luggage.”
Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
A man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman
Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
A woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man
Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man? A: Stupid!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING”
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”
After a particularly poor game of golf
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, ”Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?” ”Yes,” the golfer responded. ”Did you … Read more
Mum, are the Smiths very poor people?
Mum, are the Smiths very poor people?I don’t think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask?Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin
Your so poor, I stepped in your house
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, ”Who turned of the lights”.
Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!
Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said ”Moving.”
YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN
YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID ”WHAT YAR DOING ” SHE SAID ”MOVING” !!!
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Republicans help the poor during the holidays
Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET