Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds?
Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you’ll get a toy someday.
Happy Jokes
The Republicans are so happy about bin Laden
The Republicans are so happy about bin Laden they’ve granted President Obama full citizenship. –David Letterman
What drink do you get with the McObama Happy Meal in Pakistan?
Question: What drink do you get with the McObama Happy Meal in Pakistan? Answer: No drink JUST ICE!
Why was Joe Biden happy about his political action figure?
Question: Why was Joe Biden happy about his political action figure? Answer: The hair is so unrealistic, it looks just like him!
Why are frogs so happy?
Question: Why are frogs so happy? Answer: They eat whatever bugs them Question: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A. Milk and quackers!
A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice
A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was working in her husband’s trucking line office. She answered a phone call from a trucker asking for directions to the terminal. After a short conversation, he said he could hardly wait to meet her. ”I just know you are small, blond with blue eyes,” he said. … Read more
Republicans say ‘Merry Christmas!’ Democrats say ‘Happy Holidays!’
Republicans say ”Merry Christmas!” Democrats say ”Happy Holidays!”
A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather?
Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather?A) He’s got bugs on his teeth.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
How do you make a glow worm happy ?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted !
Can you spell very happy with three letters?
Can you spell very happy with three letters?XTC (ecstasy).
How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life?
How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?Tell him a joke when he’s a baby !
Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?
Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?Because they called it garbage.
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?Because there’s lots of school spirit!
What’s Clinton doing to make Americans happy?
Q: What’s Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you’ve paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family–you’re happy.
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call a happy Lassie ?A jolly collie !
Why is the sky not happy on clear days?
Why is the sky not happy on clear days?It has the blues
Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.
Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Q. How can you tell if a man is happy?A. Who cares?