What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick?
What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick?A docs-hund!
Sick Jokes
Where do you take a sick horse?
Where do you take a sick horse?To the Horspital!
What do you give a sick bird?
What do you give a sick bird ?Tweetment !
Jack: My brother was sick and went to the doctor
Jack: ”My brother was sick and went to the doctor.” John: ”Is he feeling better now?” Jack: ”No, he has a broken arm.” John: ”How did he break it?” Jack: ”Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of the … Read more
Where do you take a sick wasp?
Where do you take a sick wasp?To waspital.
An old mountain man in Arkansas was sick
An old mountain man in Arkansas was sick and bedridden. He had not been outdoors for a few weeks and had a sharp craving for a meal of wild squirrel. He summoned his half-idiot son into the room and instructed him to go squirrel hunting and bring him back a squirrel or two. He also … Read more
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, ”If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I’ll quit!” Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would … Read more
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you give a sick pig?Oinkment!
What does Santa say when he is sick?
What does Santa say when he is sick?OH OH NO!
Why do computer teachers never get sick?
Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
What do piggys take when they are sick?
What do piggys take when they are sick?Pigicillin!
A blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes
A blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute wooly creatures, she said to the shepherd, ”If I can guess how … Read more
What do you call a sick extraterrestrial?
What do you call a sick extraterrestrial?An ailin’ alien.
What do cows get when they are sick?
What do cows get when they are sick?Hay Fever
The difference between a sick elephant and seven days
What’s the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?One is a weak one and the other one week !
Did you hear about the sick ghost?
Did you hear about the sick ghost?He had oooooo-ping cough.
What do you give a sick snake?
What do you give a sick snake ?Asp-rin !
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?Vitamin bills!
What do you give a sick horse?
What do you give a sick horse?Cough stirrup.
Why don’t anteaters get sick?
Why don’t anteaters get sick ?Because they are full of antibodies!
Chuck Norris is so bad he makes viruses sick
Chuck Norris is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Chuck Norris is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox.