Rabbit with fleas? #joke #humor
What do you call a rabbit with a lot of fleas? Bugs Bunny. campaign970
Rabbit Jokes
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Question: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Answer: Bugs Bunny!
What do rabbits put in their computers?
What do rabbits put in their computers?Hoppy disks!
A chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?A runny bunny.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Why did the rabbit cross the road?Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?A hare dare.
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?A funny bunny
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?A berry bubbly bunny.
May I buy half a rabbit?
May I buy half a rabbit?No, we don’t split hares!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?It was won by a hare!
Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?
Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?I believe he’s eating your lettuce.
What’s a rabbits’ favourite car?
What’s a rabbits’ favourite car?Any make, just as long it’s a hutchback!
What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
What do you call an easy-going rabbit?Hoppy-go-lucky.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
What’s a rabbits’ favorite dance?
What’s a rabbits’ favorite dance?The bunny hop.
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?A dumb bunny.
Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
Which rabbit is a famous comedian?Bob Hop.
What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?
What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?Hare in your milk!
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?A rabbit that says, ”Ribbit.”
Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?
Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.
Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?
Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?He didn’t have the hare fare.
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?A hip hopper.
Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a rabbit
Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a rabbit. ”Quick,” said the first, ”shoot it.” ”I can’t,” said the second. ”My gun isn’t loaded.” ”Well,” said the first,” you know that, and I know that, but the rabbit doesn’t.”
What’s a rabbits’ favorite musical?
What’s a rabbits’ favorite musical?Hare.
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why?
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why?The rabbit had two b’s already.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?Join the Hare Force.
When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When do rabbits have buck teeth?When their parents won’t get them braces.
A rabbit hopping across the middle of the road
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side … Read more
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?He was a millionhare!
A rabbit’s favourite Christmas song?
A rabbit’s favourite Christmas song?‘Lettuce with a gladsome mind’
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?They lived hoppily ever after!
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?Rabbits habits.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?Rabbit Hood.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?A pip squeak.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?A harenet.
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?Rabbit up nicely, it’s a gift!
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?It has 4 rabbits’ feet.
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?Deviled eggs!
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?Mother Rabbit: I’ll tell you when you’re older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now. Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician’s hat.
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one ”ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the other rabbit says, ”were going to run for it you idiot I’m your brother.
What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?Unique up on him
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?A honey bunny.
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?Look for gray hares.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?A bunion.
What’s a rabbits’ favorite TV show?
What’s a rabbits’ favorite TV show?Hoppy Days.
The egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?He’s the Easter Bungee!
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
Why did the rabbits go on strike?They wanted a better celery!
Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.
Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.