A witches favorite subject #joke #humor
What was the witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! campaign970
Favourite Jokes
Girls say guys are jerks but there favourite artist is lil wayne
Girls say guys are jerks but there favourite artist is lil wayne
Question:What’s Rihanna’s favorite verse from a song?
Question:What’s Rihanna’s favorite verse from a song? Answer: Hit me baby 1 more time!
What is Snoop Dog’s favorite weather?
What is Snoop Dog’s favorite weather? Drizzle
What is a blonde’s favorite color?
Question: What is a blonde’s favorite color? Answer: Glitter.
Whats Rihanna’s favorite song?
Whats Rihanna’s favorite song? Hit me with your best shot.
What’s Monica’s favorite instrument?
Question: What’s Monica’s favorite instrument? Answer: She’s good at the piano, but she sucks at the organ!
What’s lil Wayne’s favorite kind of pizza?
What’s lil Wayne’s favorite kind of pizza?
Whats Michelle Obamas favorite vegetable?
Question: Whats Michelle Obamas favorite vegetable? Answer: Barackoli
What is a smart bird favorite type of math?
Question: What is a smart bird favorite type of math? Answer: owl-gebra
What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer?
Question: What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer? Answer: The Space bar!
What is a math teacher’s favourite dessert?
Question: What is a math teacher’s favourite dessert? A. Pi!
What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents?
Question: What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents? A. Silent Night.
What’s Santa’s favourite candy?
Question: What’s Santa’s favourite candy? A. Jolly Ranchers!
What is a skeleton’s favourite drink?
Question: What is a skeleton’s favourite drink? A. Milk, it’s white and good for your bones.
What is a skeleton’s favourite instrument?
Question: What is a skeleton’s favourite instrument? A. The trombone.
What is a witch’s favourite food?
Question: What is a witch’s favourite food? A. Goulash.
What is a ghost’s favourite ride?
Question: What is a ghost’s favourite ride? A. A roller-ghoster.
What is a mummy’s favourite type of music?
Question: What is a mummy’s favourite type of music? A. Rap music.
What’s a vampire’s favourite part of the guitar?
Question: What’s a vampire’s favourite part of the guitar? A. The neck.
What is Dracula’s favourite fruit?
Question: What is Dracula’s favourite fruit? A. A nectarine.
What is a cat’s favorite color?
Question: What is a cat’s favorite color? A. PURRple!
What is a cow’s favorite ice cream?
Question: What is a cow’s favorite ice cream? A. MOOnila!
What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Question: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? A. BOOberries.
What is a bird’s favorite treat?
Question: What is a bird’s favorite treat? A. Twix!
What is a reindeer’s favorite instrument?
Question: What is a reindeer’s favorite instrument? A. Horns!
What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?
Question: What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music? A. Rap!
What is a parrot’s favorite food on the 4th of July/
Question: What is a parrot’s favorite food on the 4th of July/ A. Fire crackers!
What is a photograph’s favorite game?
Question: What is a photograph’s favorite game? A. Pictionary.
What is a bee’s favourite classical music composer?
What is a bee’s favourite classical music composer ?Bee-thoven !
What is the cat’s favourite TV show?
What is the cat’s favourite TV show ?The evening mews !
Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets?
Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets?No, it’s theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.
What are the aardvark’s favorite Beatle’s songs?
What are the aardvark’s favorite Beatle’s songs?It’s Been an Aards Day’s Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!
What are your two favourite times to party?
What are your two favourite times to party?Daytime and night-time!
Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas?
Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas?Apesy daisy!
Who is the Gorillas’ favourite playwright?
Who is the Gorillas’ favourite playwright?Eugene O’Neill – who wrote ‘The Hairy Ape!’
What is the favorite color of Helen Keller
Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris.
A pig’s favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.
A pig’s favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.
Who’s the aardvark’s favorite female vocalist?
Who’s the aardvark’s favorite female vocalist?Bearbara Streis-ant!
What’s a vampire’s favorite dance?
What’s a vampire’s favorite dance?The Fang Tango.
What’s an octopuses favourite latin saying?
What’s an octopuses favourite latin saying?Squid pro quo!
What is a monster’s favourite drink?
What is a monster’s favourite drink?Demonade.
What’s a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?
What’s a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?A phantomime !
What’s a rabbits’ favourite car?
What’s a rabbits’ favourite car?Any make, just as long it’s a hutchback!
What’s every cat’s favorite song?
Q: What’s every cat’s favorite song?– A: Three Blind Mice!
What’s Tarzan’s favourite Christmas song?
What’s Tarzan’s favourite Christmas song?Jungle bells.
What is the bees favourite film?
What is the bees favourite film ?The Sting !
What’s the favourite flavour of sharks?
What’s the favourite flavour of sharks?Shark-o-late!
What’s a vampire’s favorite hobby?
What’s a vampire’s favorite hobby?In-grave-ing.
What’s a rabbits’ favorite dance?
What’s a rabbits’ favorite dance?The bunny hop.