Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend?
Question: Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend? Answer: Because his friend said dinner is on me.
Food Jokes
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
Question: What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant? A. An ice burger with chili sauce.
What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?
Question: What do monsters order in fast food restaurants? A. French FRIGHTS!
What is a witch’s favourite food?
Question: What is a witch’s favourite food? A. Goulash.
Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
Question: Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party? A. Because everyone was a goblin!
What is a parrot’s favorite food on the 4th of July/
Question: What is a parrot’s favorite food on the 4th of July/ A. Fire crackers!
Where do ghosts buy their food?
Question: Where do ghosts buy their food? A. At the GHOSTery Store.
A recruit examines the food served to him
A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room. – Do I have any choice here, he asks a sergeant. – Yes, you do. You may eat it or not.
How is cat food sold?
How is cat food sold ?Usually purr can !
Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back?
Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back?Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wife’s cooking.
What is a cannibal’s favorite food?
What is a cannibal’s favorite food?Baked Beings.
What would a pig name a chain of food stores?
What would a pig name a chain of food stores?”Stop ”N Slop Markets”
What food are you able to can?
What food are you able to can?Cannibal (can able) food.
How does Dracula like to have his food served?
How does Dracula like to have his food served?In bite-sized pieces.
What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!
Waiter: Why didn’t you make all the food on that long order?
Waiter: Why didn’t you make all the food on that long order?Cook: Because I’m a short order cook.
What’s a doll’s favorite food?
What’s a doll’s favorite food?Barbie-Q!
At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest?
At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest?Arthur Treacher’s Fish and Chips!
One day a blonde went to a sea food
One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me
Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by up to 90%. – It’s called wedding cake.
What’s a snake’s favourite food?
What’s a snake’s favourite food ?Hiss Cakes !
A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food
A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she’s too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she’s to skinny. After … Read more
The new shark food restaurant called Jaws
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Why is food better than men?
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for seconds.
Is your food spicy Sir?
Is your food spicy Sir ?No, smoke always comes out of my ears !
The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!
The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!
Why do elephants eat raw food?
Why do elephants eat raw food ?Because they don’t know how to cook !
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow’s food?
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow’s food?He wanted to raised stewed beef!
What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water?
What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water?Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.
What’s a cat’s favorite food?
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite food?– A: Petatoes!
At the inquest into her husband’s death by food
At the inquest into her husband’s death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husband’s last words. ”Yes,” she replied. ”He said ‘I don’t know how that shop can make a profit from selling this salmon at only 20 cents a tin…”
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?He wanted something to get his teeth into.
Fast Food Barbie
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Fast Food Barbie …also known as McBarbie…you want fries with that?
What food is good for the brain?
What food is good for the brain?Noodle soup.
If you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?
What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?Snakes and Larders !sna
What is a dog’s favourite food?
What is a dog’s favourite food ?Anything that is on your plate !
Men are like placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table.
Men are like placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table.
If there were no food left, what could people do?
If there were no food left, what could people do?Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.
What’s a cat’s second favorite food?
Q: What’s a cat’s second favorite food?– A: Spa-catti!
10 Fast Food Screw Ups
Haven’t you ever had the urge to loose control when ordering that burrito or burger and drink combo?1. Ask for last months specials. 2. Place your order in three different languages if you don’t know any, make them up. 3. When they repeat your order totally change it. Repeat as desired. 4. Order a whopper … Read more